Join the NA PD

 

 

  Do you burn with Righteous Indignation when someone mentions

  the "Other Fellowship" by name?

  .

  Do you get outraged when people give nothing when the basket is

  passed around?

  .

  Are you the first at group conscience meetings to leap to your feet and

  scream,  "It's Against The Traditions"?

  .

  Are you arrogant, intolerant and judgmental?

  .

  Now, You can put these character defects to good use because we

  have just the job for you!!!

    

  During our intensive six week training program our Qualified

  Instructors will teach such topics as:

              How to infiltrate NA subversive organizations.

              How to conduct 12 Step interrogations.

              How to keep group conscience meetings ideologically pure.

              How to enforce the 9pm curfew for newcomers.

 

  So don't waste time,

         join the NA Police...NOW!!!!

 

  By order of the Public Relations Division of the NA Police.

Find a rich, rewarding and satisfying career in the

                      NA PD